Thursday, April 20, 2006

An essay of a battle

Hem, today I saw one of the most exciting fights goin on in 1M. It is so exciting that I had decided to write an essay on it.(Mr Quek, do not take the fight too seriously as I will be exaggerating a lot of times)

It is between our Samurai- Javan Lee Tze han and his arch enemy, the small sized Brolin Wong Ching Wei!
Small-sized doesn't prove anything. His power could clearly be shown from his agility and speed. He is not an easy opponent. He is also well known for his ability to cheat to win the fight.

Sadly, I did not had the chance to watch the complete show. :-(
But never mind, I got the climax! :-D

It started like this...
I had just finshed my bowl of noodles in the canteen, licking my kips in satisfactory, still savouring the wonderful taste in my mouth.

As I walked near the classroom, I heard cheers and roars. I was shocked. Could it be.........
I dashed with all my energy towards the classroom, not bothering of my cramp in my stomach. I just wanted to see what happened.

I reached the classroom.

The first thing I saw was everyone cheering. I rushed ahead, just in time to see Javan lunge his Samurai attack on Brolin. Suddenly somebody pulled me back. It was our cute boy, Tan Wei Xiang, with a baby face which our chinese teacher remarked that he looked like our campus superstar, Chee Yang!

Anyway, he pulled me back, and said that I was standing in the battling arena. He did not want me to get injured.

Anyway, I was distracted again by yet another roar. Now I noticed that Javan and Brolin were playing some sort of 'fencing' . They were holding shuttlecock containers and slashing here and there.

To my surprise, I found out that our aggresive javan was quite passive today, most of the time defending against Brolin's attack.

But I was wrong. I soon found out that Javan was actually waiting for chance for attack. No wonder, he is one of the cleverest boy in our class. Javan's attack caused another roar by the class.

He suddenly lift his 'sword' high into the sky, and WHAM! Down it went. That blow would definitely be deadly fatal. Brolin was fortunate that he managed to block it.
After the blow, Brolin seemed to lose his confidence and started stop attacking. That gave Javan the chance he was waiting for, for his ultimate attack. He charged, swinging his 'sword' with lightning speed. Brolin seemed not able to withstand any longer.

The winner seemed to be confirmed.

But fate was not on our righteous Javan.

Brolin, who was losing, used his last resort. he kicked (omg) Javan's groin. Oh I hope Javan could withstand that. Brolin cheated!

I pointed that out but he said, " Just now you never say cannot kick what!".

I was speechless.

Poor Javan, he lost.
The samurai finally lost. He had defeated so many. Now he's down too.

Now the fight ended.
A piece of advice, never challenge the samurai to a fight.
Since he lost, he would train more to be invincible. Never, ever try him, if not, good luck.


Minority of what I had written is true.Don't take it seriously, Mr Quek.
But, enjoy, you can give me a grade too(Most Probably F9 if marked by Mr Quek)
My english standard "Rox".

3 Comments:

At 6:15 PM, Blogger YC Kwan said...

Dah, dee dee dee dee dee dah, dah dee dah! Don't be so pessimistic, E8 lah, better than your given grade!

 
At 7:43 PM, Blogger YC Kwan said...

The stamping parade! Bang! Bang! Crash! Wham! Pang! Boom! Dah -dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dah-dah-dee-dah. Dah -dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dah-dah-dee-dah. Dah -dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dah-dah-dee-dah. Dah -dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dah-dah-dee-dah. Dah -dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dah-dah-dee-dah. Stamp! STAMP! WHAM! CRASH!Stamp! STAMP! WHAM! CRASH! Stamp! STAMP! WHAM! CRASH! Stamp! STAMP! WHAM! CRASH! Stamp! STAMP! WHAM! CRASH! Stamp! STAMP! WHAM! CRASH! Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ah..........

 
At 9:07 PM, Blogger RunzeThEpRo said...

dun be siao yi chao

 

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